|TF2: The Musical|
What your TFSona says about you?PYRO - Overly emotional moodswinging asshole.SOLDIER - Bottom bitch who acts like a tough shit.ENGINEER - Bottom bitch who openly admits to be a bottom bitch.SCOUT - An edgy douchebag with a Special Snowflake syndrome.SPY - A hypocritic dramaqueen.SNIPER - That one quiet kid who likes to imagine gaining superpowers and killing everyone around for no particular reason.MEDIC - A very emotional mess with a tripping-low self esteem.HEAVY - A typical nerd who deeply believes he can scare anyone.DEMOMAN - A guy who tries his very, very best to become a fucking nobody.
MISS PAULING - A true form of a weeaboo trash.
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Homestuck x Reader Dolls..*for awhile-- past you!*
Your sitting in your room with a bag of new dolls you had just got at the store, 16 of them to be exact! They were all boys but who cares? You didnt. you learned about them all from there tags, most were these weird troll thingies, with was Karkat, Sollux, Tavros, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Aradio, Kanayo, Nepeto, Vrisko, Fefree, and Tereen. And then there were the 4 humans, John, Dave, Jude, and Ross, you loved them all, and found it funny how All the humans and Aradio had funny Pj's on~! and Aradio had wings~! You would take them with you everywhere in your backpack, You never played with any other toys, they were all to lame! You had your friends and they had eachother! you knews you would never get rid of them, they each had there own traits, and you pretended like they talked, there voices were so perfect in your mind, you swear you could hear them! But no matter, each one had alittle you in them, karkat was when you were so mad! and Tavros was when you
Mail and chocolate: Reader x ?: Tavros“Tavros?!”
“Uh… hi?” He stammered out, gathering his scattered packages up quickly. “S-Sorry!” His blush was a deep cocoa, making the dark gray freckles on his face stand out. “I-I’ll just…” He looked around warily before heading off again, stumbling on the weight of the load.
“Wait!” You called, standing up swiftly and running after him. “Tav!” This made him turn around, ears raising at the sound of the nickname. “Let me help some!” You grinned at him, making him blush deeper.
“O-Oh no, I… it’s fine… You seemed- like, well, you were in a hurry.” He spoke softly, eye contact from earlier broken. You raised an eyebrow in questioning but shook it off.
“Hey, it’s fine! Anything for a friend!” You piped cheerfully, grinning at him once more. Big brown eyes met yours once again before flickering away at the boot-imprinted snow.
Average Game, Assumptions and Lies: Part 1A Command Based Dream Sequence
A young woman stands alone in her bedroom. She has long dark brown hair that sits in a right side parting. Her almond eyes are a strange blue hazel color and seem rather large behind her very thick purple plastic rimmed glasses. She is of above average height but sees herself as relatively short. She’s a bit large, particularly around the middle and is wearing a baggy key lime green shirt and baggy black pants. She stares off into space vacantly as if waiting for a command, what should this young woman do?
You cannot name this woman! She was named on her thirteenth birthday like everyone else; she even received a fancy silver placronym for it! At the moment it sticks out of a shelf full of notebooks. Upon examination, you see that the placronym says ‘Alice’ on it in proud letters, although, the last name is still stuck in be
Happily Ever After Reader X ??? Large tears are rushing down your face so quickly , blurring the body near you, but you've seen enough to know. You've seen the bruises blossoming across their skin like a cursed flower. You've seen their eyes begin to grow dul. You've seen the giant slashes across their body, the blood gushing forth, now uninhibited by the skin once containing it. Oh God, did you see the blood...there was so much, so much and it was everywhere... Carefully, cautiously, you held them tight in your arms, mumbling empty promises, promises that they would be fine, that you'd be fine, they'd live, A thumb brushed away the remaining tears, although more replaced them. A soft smile was given, trying to reassure you that yes, everything would indeed be alright; a needy, desperate kiss initiated by you, a farewell one by them; you finally watch as your lover left you forever.
It was your fault. They always played your kn
Jolene Tavros x ReaderJolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!
I'm begging of you please don't take my man.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!
Please don't take him just because you can.
Feeling anger and sorrow flooding you, you glared at your cup. Throughout this whole party you had been neglected by your matesprit. Looking across the room, you watched Tavros talk with his old flush crush, Vriska. Your eye twitched as she shamelessly flirted with your matesprit. The cerulean blood laughed and slipped her hand into his. A fraction of a second later you two locked eyes. While you silently pleaded for her to stop, Vriska smirked and directed her attention back to the blushing boy by her side. Not wanting to see anymore, you set down the cup and walked out of the house.
Tavros didn't notice.
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
And ivory skin with eyes of emera
Delivery! (Male Alpha Trolls x Reader)You eagerly awaited the new arrival of what was called the 'Homestuck Pre-scratch Troll Bundle'. Oh god, you can't believe you had actually claimed the only one! Amazing! It was limited. Limited, as in only two in the entire world. It was pretty much a first come-first serve. And you went to the page as soon as it was released. What did you do? You fucking bought one of the two. When you got the notice about it, you nearly pissed yourself.
You've totally memorized what it had said:
'Congratulations, _______ _______!
You have officially received the Alpha Troll Pack (Male Edition)! The pack includes the following trolls:
And Kurloz Makara!
The second pack containing the six other trolls apart of the Alpha Troll Pack has already been claimed. But, you still have these six!
But, keep this in mind, _______...
What you are going to receive is extremely valuable. You must not, under ANY circumstances, mistreat these. They
Sweetiepie (Sollux X Troll! Shy! Reader)[Request!]
You sat in your seat, ready for the next lesson to begin. Contrary to human belief, Trolls did go to school. Mainly for survival lessons, but they also had some things like the humans did, such as math and science. Although, neither of the classes were your favorite. In fact, you liked school for one reason and one reason only: You got to see Sollux. Ah, yes, your feelings for him were redder than Karkat's blood. Your Moirail believed that you should drop the crush, since Sollux rarely even talked to you, but what did Karkat know about love? Oh... wait a second... Ugh, Gogdammit, Karkat...
"Hey (Name)!" You looked over your shoulder to see Feferi waving at you from her seat. Feferi was always nice to you, so you liked to talk to her a lot, despite your shyness. You felt you could be more open to her than any of the other female Trolls you knew. Especially Vriska. You couldn't really hate anyone, but for Vriska? You could make an exception.
"Hi." You said quietly. Feferi frowned and mov
Hello there, wandering Deviant.
What has beckoned you to my humble profile? A sense of adventure? Fantasy? Intrigue? Whatever the reason, I hope you stay here a while.
It can get awfully lonesome in my little world.
These people are awesome:
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy- both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" -Michael Scott
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